I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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