she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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