Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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