trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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