i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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