I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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