I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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