Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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