I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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