She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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