I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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