Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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