We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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