Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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