did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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