It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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