That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
My breasts were aching with rage.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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