So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He passed out mid-signature
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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