i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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