I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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