Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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