she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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