I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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