I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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