Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Randomize
