i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
