The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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