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Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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