um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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