P.S. I can't hear my feet
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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