Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
A bitchslap is in order.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
