Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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