Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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