Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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