but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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