Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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