For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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