Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm like, not good at living.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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