Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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