yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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