Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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