So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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