Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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