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i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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