Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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