Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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