Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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