singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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