You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
