Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You were trust falling into bushes
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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